How to Finally (and Iteratively) Kill Every Last 'npm audit'

Let’s be honest: npm audit is a necessary evil. If you manage a monorepo, a large scale-backend microservice architecture, or even just have fifty toy projects in your /dev folder, you know the dread. You run an audit, get 400 vulnerabilities, and standard npm audit fix just breaks things. The real problem isn't fixing the vulnerability; the problem is the management of the vulnerabilities. Manually cd-ing into 30 different directories, running the audit, deciphering the output, deciding which package.json to edit, and then doing the work? That's an efficient way to burn out an afternoon. Here is the tool you didn’t know you needed. The Problem: Multi-Directory Triage You are working across multiple contexts (multiple directories). You have dozens of tasks: Find the package.json. Navigate to that folder. Run the audit. Decide if it’s a manual fix (Mocha 11x, looking at you) or an audit fix --force candidate. Mark it done and move on. The standard Unix toolbox doesn’t have a built-in in